1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Lunch."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
And...?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Er... some weird movie.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:52... a.m.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Trying to see the nudie boys in an apartment near us about 3 hours ago.

8. Before you started this survey, what do you look at?
Youtube.

9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, peasant blouse with singlet over the top.

10. Did you dream last night?
No. Which reminds me, I need to tell Emily about a dream I had.

11. When did you last laugh?
A While ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Picture.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
This movie.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Eh, done it all before on myspace

15. What is the last film you saw?
This one, I don't know what it is. But it has Ryan Phillipe in it.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house in LA, don't ask why there of any place.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I don't know... I know I cant live the dream I've had since I was 5. There you go.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Weight issues, Id make normal sizes NORMAL in the media! Yes! I would actually have size 12 girls star in movies and be models!

19. Do you like to dance?
Not in public.

20. George Bush?
FUCKWIT!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you name her?
Charli... but that's taken in my family already... so... I like Tilly.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you name him?
Mmm... Jack?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
More than anything!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
He doesn't exist, so nothing. Nor do the pearly gates for that matter...

The deal is, head on over to urbandictionary.com, look up the questions listed below, and write down the first definition given:

1.) Your name:
A girl who is not a skank, but is very attractive and lovable, She has an adorable face too.
Guy 1ude my girlfriends very attractive
Guy 2:is she a skank?
Guy 1:Nope, shes a samantha

I kinda cheated, but this made me laff.

2.) Your age:
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

3.) One of your friends:
slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.

HOTT

4.) What should you be doing?
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

Now I'm filty :/

5.) Your favourite colour:
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

So far I'm a skank that masterbates while my grandma is around, and i'm totally into weed.

MY FUTURE?!

6.) Your birthplace:
A highly underated city in England. Rivals with Manchester, the Scousers and Manks naturally hate eachother.

Wrong one, but you get the general idea.

7.) Last person you talked to:
a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

My world gets weirder and weirder

8.) Last thing you had to drink:
The best drink ever... glory...

9.) Your nickname:
the sexiest man you will ever see. a pimp, someone who has a huge penis, and is a master at numerous sexual positions. to hump. Complete opposite of jose

I see where this went very quickly.
Move over Emily, there's a new Derro in town!

If you're on my watching list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... you're on my list, so I want to know you better.

2. Comment here with your answers and repost the questionnaire on your own journal, IF YOU GIVE A RAT'S ASS OR ANOTHER PORTION OF A RAT'S ANATOMY ABOUT SUCH THINGS.



01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

And/or comment and one of these days, I may just reply with:

a) Tell you why I friended you.
b) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, VEGETABLE, PEBBLE, INSECT, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you.
d) Tell you a memory I have of you.
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you BUT AM TOO ASHAMED TO ASK IN POLITE CONVERSATION.
f) Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
g) in return, you must post this on your own Devi/LJ/myspace wahtever. BECAUSE THE DEVI MEME POLICE WILL KNOW IF YOU DON'T.

God... I feel shit.
But that's not the point of this. Well, it can be, if it likes. Doesn't bother me.
I'm stuck in this blasé mood at the moment. I could care less about people's feelings (I can't even think of my own or feel them. I'm stuck in this apathetic mood and it's shit).
So everyone decides this is the time that they all want to have all their emotional baggage rise to the surface... or it might just be normal and it's only taken me now to see because their feelings are the only ones I'm feeling at the moment.

I don't know, it's the weirdest mood ever. I've been in it about 2 days now, so I'm hoping that it will disappear soon, get it all out of the way before the HSC because I can't concentrate at all.

It's also been in the last week that I broke this promise I made to myself when I was 12. It seems silly... but it's all I wanted at that age. It seemed so unattainable back then so I made myself push it to the back of my mind, that it was a stupid dream and I wasn't worthy of fulfilling it. I might not have thought I could fulfil it because I was too fat, untalented, not good looking enough. All those stupid things you think when you're young (And still do, sometimes.) But I want it again so bad of late... it's all I really think about. I don't want to be some unknown person for the rest of my life, I don't want to just stay in Australia and get married, have kids and work some crappy job forever. I want out! And I want out very, very soon.

I want to rub shoulders with the rich and famous, know all the cool people and want people to know me, want to know me. It feels ridiculous to say out loud, really.

URGH! I wish I could see into my future and know what I will do. I want to know if I make my dreams a reality

WOW!
And not World Of Warcraft.
Just wow! So close to the end, it's amazing!
I can't wait for it to end! EXAMS!


That and I have semi's next week for netball.
Hope that goes alright.